Archive for the 'Humor' Category

R2-D2 + Divinity = Win


This cute blasphemy courtesy of the awesome web comic of math, nerdom and romance xkcd.com. Hat tip to the Google Buzz feeds of David A.M. Wilensky and Drew Cohen.


This is why I blog


Hat tip to DCC for the brilliant use of this in a Jewschool comment spat.


Use the force, Obama


Chewie! There’s a Stormtrooper — behind you! (From the official White House Flickr feed.)


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Israelistine: the new candy bar!


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What Jewish and Arab men are really fighting over


My friend Z. of the Lebanese Republic has made a stunning concession to solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict on behalf of Arabs worldwide. It is with pleasure that I post the full text of the (Facebook) offer here first:
Granted I have been drinking heavily today but I got it.
I get to spend 2 nights a [...]


Danny Mendlow, Half-Jewish Comedian on the I-P Conflict


After the blowjob joke, Mendlow tells a funny analogy about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. I love irreverent humor. Perhaps because it makes the truth so apparent, and shocking to those who are too polite to do it themselves. Enjoy.


Two Capitals (Two Beers) for Two Peoples


Peace Now wore this awesome pun t-shirt for Yom Yerushalayim, the celebration of the “reunification” of Jerusalem following the 1967 war. A reunfication we all know is bupkis because East Jerusalem is not only still entirely Arab but gets little of the infrastructure that the Jewish west side does. I’ll report back with how to [...]


Achmed the Dead Terrorist


I love inappropriate humor — and humor lampooning people I don’t like is even better — life fundamentalists of any stripe. Here’s a great clip off the new JewTube (moooaaaaaannnn). Best line:
“So Achmed, as a suicide bomber, did you have training?”
“Of course. The suicide bomber training camp.”
“Is is a nice facility?”
“It used to be.”
“Why?”
“New guy [...]


Israel Indecision


This encapsulates the modern young Jew’s moral quandry: Facebook says “Two friends of yours are fans of ISRAEL! Click here to become a fan.” Indecision sets in. Analysis. Paralysis. I go read someecards.com instead.